Only in New Orleans would we normalize texting each other, “Five inmates captured, five still on the run.” On May 15th, 10 inmates of Orleans Parish Prison pulled some plumbing off the wall and crawled through the resulting hole to freedom. Even in Metairie, people are extra-vigilant about locking doors these days. Of course, I have three dogs in my back yard, and all my neighbors have barky dogs too, so it would be pretty difficult for someone to slip up on me.